Sugar is for making Paper, Not for pouring in my Fuel

Sugar PaperSugar is for making Paper, Not for pouring in my Fuel
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Hey Backass’ard Alabama RedNeck:

Sugar is for making Paper,
Not for pouring in my FUEL

Aren’t you smarter than a 5th-Grader ?
Maybe you didn’t make it that far in SCHOOL ?

Or did you just play hooky ?
Because you thought that skipping school was COOL ?

Pouring sugar in a gas tank,
Just means you’re a Backass’ard Alabama FOOL

Insurance companies just raise their rates,
And you were just their childish TOOL

If you’d bothered to attend your classes,
You’d know the Insurance Companies’ Golden RULE

But I guess your Head and A$$ engaged,
In a losing DUEL

And now your brain is all too full,
Of Dirty, Dirty, Dirty South STOOL

Did you see my Enterprise insurance rental ?
‘Cause it was amazing, extremely, really quite COOL

Remember, you can soar with the Eagles,
Or graze in the grass with the MULES

My neighbor says Hi,
He’ll light you up if ya think I’m too CRUEL

Don’t Mess with Texas,
‘Cause Texans know how to play Dirty POOL

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How to know you’re dealing with a RedNeck Alabamian, possibly from Florida
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1. They left the gas cap, which is attached to the gas tank, hanging outside the closed gas tank door
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2. They dumped sugar all over one area of the driveway
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3. They poured sugar in a full gas tank, which means the sugar wasn’t going to get far
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4. They left fingerprints
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5. They left evidence
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6. If they were trying to make it look like the village idiot did it under the carport, in order to set the village idiot up with planted evidence, this was the lamest of RedNeck attempts to do so
Dothan Alabama Police Department Police Report Houston County
Thank you AutoZone for carrying locking gas caps to protect against juvenile Backass’ard Alabama RedNeck childish people

It’s Spinnin’ ! It’s Spinnin’ !!
Dothan Alabama Crime Scene

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